Improvised biological warfare

When you cough or sneeze on someone to spread a disease or virus

Hey Ben I just used improvised biological warfare on the antivax kid and gave him covid-19

by Nukey dukey March 12, 2020

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pimprovement

Making an improvement, especially to the home, car or workspace, with the sole intention of attracting the opposite sex or improving one's chances of getting laid.

Marcos got laid twice after hanging the velvet centaur painting of himself in his bedroom. It was an obvious pimprovement.

by mojo_tw_33 May 18, 2017

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improvised vibrator

Using house hold objects as a vibrator or sex toy.

I used my electric tooth brush as an improvised vibrator

by YoBoyHank October 20, 2015

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When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

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pimpravise

Pimp-pravise
To improvise or use a substitute for something you need, but do not have access to.

I had to pimpravise my recipe, it called for shredded cheese, but all I had was the processed cheese in the macaroni dinner box.

I wanted my ex, but since he didn't want me I had to pimpravise and start texting his replacement.

by Doll123 October 6, 2016

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