pimpravise

Pimp-pravise
To improvise or use a substitute for something you need, but do not have access to.

I had to pimpravise my recipe, it called for shredded cheese, but all I had was the processed cheese in the macaroni dinner box.

I wanted my ex, but since he didn't want me I had to pimpravise and start texting his replacement.

pimpravise by Doll123 October 6, 2016

Pimprovise 

verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.

Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"

Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"

Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"

Pimprovise by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011

Pimprovise 

To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.

"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"

"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."

Pimprovise by J-Keezy December 14, 2008

primprovise 

To use creative measures to make yourself look good enough to "strut your stuff" during a period when ordinary dolling-up methods are not available.

I forgot my makeup kit, so I had to primprovise with red clay and black Sharpie-pen ink.

primprovise by QuacksO August 25, 2020