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seat piffer 

Somone who goes around town smelling other peoples bicycle seats.
I caught Doug eyeballing a Schwinn earlier;man he's the only seat piffer I know.
seat piffer by KrookedEye August 31, 2007
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Snoot piffer 

A shitty comeback to poo and/or poot sniffer means that you won the insul war against them.
Me: You're a poot sniffer

Them: oh yeah well your uh uh a snoot piffer
Snoot piffer by The1andonlysnoot November 30, 2014

Turtle Puffer 

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.
While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.

Puffer Jacket 

A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly.

Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.
"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket"

-- Memeulous
Puffer Jacket by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Tootle Puffer 

"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."
When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.

Swedish Puffer 

The act of releasing gas as you are getting a massage.
I was so relaxed during my session that I had a Swedish Puffer. needless to say the therapist was none too pleased.
Swedish Puffer by CT Jared December 2, 2010