You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety

Whoever you send this holy text you must block them effective immediately .

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety
(Block this person on all social media).

by j4cobi September 30, 2020

Fillial Piety

A dumb excuse used by mostly Asian parents to justify why they think they deserve respect. Please don't use this excuse...... EVER.

Sooooooooo why exactly do you expect your kids to take care of you when you're old?
Parents: Fillial Piety
(Proceeds to instantly snap parents necks)

by thisnameisoriginaliswear November 2, 2021

Pity puff

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

Aunt Pittypat

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.

Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.

by GRocco August 21, 2017

pitylingus

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.

Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.

by laughing girl January 5, 2011

Pimty Tare

Accidental anagram of 'Party Time' by an assembly worker at B&M when making bunting. Coined by 'Club Solo', a club-night founded during the famous Covid Lock-down.

'It's the weekend and it's Pimty Tare!'

by Siren72 July 18, 2020

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008