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pimpstress

The proper title for a female pimp, as opposed to pimpette. Where a pimpette is a house cat, a pimpstress is a tiger. She's a badassified beyotch who knows what she wants and how to get it.

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diva
That ex-Mormon chick with the buzz cut is one hell of a pimpstress. I hear she picked up seven girls in one night. And I don't mean from rugby practice...Or do I?
by aynrandsteddybear August 16, 2006
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pimpstress

also spelled pimpztress:A female form of the typical male pimp. A woman who procures or promotes other women and/or men (ie.,sexual solicitation, prostitution),for a cut of the money and sexual favors.The prostitute in turn recieves safty from abusive clients and the honor to be with her/his pimpstress. Although this relationship is traditionally abusive, both emotionally and physically, the pimpstress is often times less abusive toward her bitches and hos and often times uses sexual favors to win them over and keep them "happy". The pimpstres is often seen as a mothering, protecting figure by her bitches.
2.Diva, a fine-looking woman with class, money and a lot of Bling. She is often followed around by her crew and held in very high regard as a male pimp of the same class.
1. The Pimpstress was lookin' for her hos n' her bitches and was seein' red thinkin' that they dipped out on her. She'd bitch slap them sumthin' fierce when they came back from the hotel and get the green that was owed!
2. The Pimpstress walked in followed by her crew. They waited on her hand and foot and when she stepped to the mic. the crowd turned to see her. The men all wanted her, and so did the ladies.
by PimpZtress RaH April 13, 2006
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priestess

a beautiful woman.

someone who follows the lores of God, obviously harmonizing with the people and their interests.

they are often warriors or "priests" that have a prophecy or a message to bring to the world. they are only on Earth temporarily, leaving when the task is done.

anyone can be a priestess as long as 1)female and 2)beautiful, but true priestesses are kind, true and clever and honest to the bone.

their uniform consists of the
i)white large western shirt (long and tucked into the bottoms) with flowing sleeves and are often split or detachable
ii)red/crimson/darkcrimson pants that almost touch the ground, sweeping the feet and natural plants

priestesses are often tall, mature and wise.

they are brave and go to places men fear to tread. often safe places that are natural or modestly beautiful. they like to protect humans
we need a priestess to exorcise this small patch of ground

ok we don't get what this means where's the priestess!

who hung up my clothes! gee it must be the priestess
by priestessess May 12, 2007
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Pimptress

Don't hate on me cause i'm a fuckin' pimptress...
by christina October 2, 2002
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Pimptress

It's all about pimping and hoeing. It takes a woman to do a mans job
by Melody Anne March 27, 2003
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Pimpstress

A female pimp who is technically unemployed but makes her living collecting money from various men in order to maintain her high-maintenance status. She often drives a new, foreign vehicle and is not known to the public by her real name.
I'll never have to work as long as I'm a Pimpstress. My bills will get paid regardless.
by Maria Chaunte' August 7, 2007
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pimpstress

1. n : A female who procures customers for whores.
Megan will sell your ass on the corner cause she's tha pimpstress motherfucker.
by M0nkeyP0x September 18, 2003
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