PICNIC

Acronym for "Problem in chair. Not in computer.". Used by Sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. Some snickering usually involved.

Joe's computer crashes at random intervals all day. It's obviously PICNIC.

by Andrew July 3, 2004

picnic

a word that, if spoken increases the chance of rain by approximately 42%

"I say charles it is a splended day, do you feel like a picnic?" (skys darken)

by The Mustard Tiger July 5, 2007

picnic

Contrary to fallacious urban legends about the word's supposedly racist roots, "picnic" is derived from the French term "pique nique", and refers to a meal eaten out of doors, where the participating groups each bring their own food.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, we spread out our blanket and had a picnic.

by Marj May 14, 2007

PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

I cant get this spreadsheet to work.

I think it's a PICNIC (Problem In Chair Not In Computer) issue.

by Mr.Aquascaper May 1, 2019

PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

The IT guy said Jim was a PICNIC since he continues to power off his work computer by forcing it to shut down every time he's done surfing for porn.

by Mr. Word Guy January 7, 2017

picnic

noun; food on a blanket in the park
verb; to eat food on a blanket in the park
adjective; cool

noun; lets go to the picnic
verb; let me see you get your picnic on
adjective; damn your looking picnic tonight!!

by Anna Wrede April 4, 2008

picnic

a code word for blazing with all your friends

Dude 1: You wanna picnic at the park later?
Dude 2: Yeah and we should get more people to help bring supplies.
Dude 2: Good idea. POT luck.

by senior38783878 April 23, 2010