shoutrage

When someone in your social network won't shut the fuck up about the injustice of the day and is acting like a 12 year old who is just now learning that the world is kind of a fucked place and feels that a barrage of poorly sourced articles and images with misattributed quotes will set things rightW

Her shoutrage was so deafening I ended up blocking her from my timeline.

by brianmars October 15, 2014

pourage

Alchoholic beverages with friends. Hence the word "Pour" as in pour some liquor for some shinanigans.

Hey, let's all go out for some pourage after the show?

by Levi Damione January 21, 2005

POUTRAGEOUS

1.To pout in an overly dramatic, and overexagerated way. 2. Thick, luscious, shiny lips.

1. Oh god! I was only 5 minutes late! Do'nt get all poutrageous on me. (or,) I can't talk to wendy right now, she is in one of her poutrageous moods. 2. Look at her lips! she must have gotten collagen injections, cuz her lips are poutrageous!

by Brittany T April 17, 2008

poutrage

Politically-inspired outrage designed to gain an advantage over opponents.

She was poutraged that the government would not pay for her birth control, calling it "a War on Women".

by Holagato May 24, 2013

Phorage

When you have rage over people touching/getting near your phone.

I tried to look at his phone, but that set off his phorage and he beat me to a pulp.

by TheBodaciousD October 15, 2010

poutage

Can refer to either of two sulkiness-related matters:
(1) The degree a sour-faced discontent that someone exhibits.
(2) The feeling of whiny discontent that a person experiences during an interruption in a certain utility, such as electricity, phone, cable television, or internet.

I taught my children to love reading books at a very early age, so that they would not feel so much poutage during a snowstorm.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

Phootage

"Phootage" (noun): The unintentionally shaky and blurry video footage captured by amateur videographers using their smartphones, resulting in a visually chaotic and slightly nauseating viewing experience. Often accompanied by muffled audio and accidental finger coverings of the lens, phootage is a delightful blend of "phone" and "footage" that showcases the raw and unpolished side of modern-day documentation.

"Hey, check out this hilarious phootage I captured at the concert last night! It's like a rollercoaster ride for your eyes and a symphony of accidental finger taps for your ears!"

by psycho87 May 30, 2023