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Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008
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Photocopying

meaning to smoke a cigerette
used by the younger generations as an excuse for leaving the house to smoke
MUM: Where are you going?
Child: Im going round to charles' house, i need to do some photocopying
MUM: ok then, thats fine
by sean kinsey February 1, 2008
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Photochopportunity

The opportunity for a potentially humorous Photochop.
This picture of Jeremy Beadle standing next to a clock is a fantastic Photochopportunity.
by tourlord September 7, 2008
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Photoception

That photo of a person taking a photo of someone / something else.
Photoception includes someone taking a selfie in a mirror
by Vignesha18 March 31, 2015
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photosop

Originally referring to the power of the program photoshop for changing pictures to their maximum potential... But used as a replacement for the old ant time-worn "force" from star wars. The word can be used in many ways or forms to describe being drunk or even having sex. It can be deemed a replacement of the term "fuck". For best results use a silly chinese accent when saying the term.
Only the photosop has the power to resolve our problem... Can also be used as a noun... just stating photosop or enhancing another word by using photosop. for example: This shit is soooo photosopped" can be used negatively or positively... photosopped as in cool, bad, drunk, etc.

to photosop, photosopped, photosopper, photosop you... etc.
by alex8642 July 5, 2009
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phonocopy

Taking a photo of a whiteboard or notes with your phone.
I will take a phonocopy of that and print it later.
by GlenRocks April 23, 2011
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photocopier

The "photocopier" is when a guy is fucking a girl who is on top of a photocopier or xerox machine. The girl is closed in the photocopier so it is able to make prints while having sex. Then, when it's done, the guy cums on the machine and puts the print out of it on his wall.
Jonathan was cheating on his wife at the office. When he gave the secretary the photocopier, his wife found his prints and he got busted!
by Gabe N. January 9, 2008
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