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A famous producer reigning from Vancouver, Canada recognized as the main producer for new-age rapper Lil Farty}. Makes fire beats and occasionally spits bars .
Guy 1: Bro have you heard of Lil Farty?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, but do you know who Dj Phot is?
Guy 1: No
Guy 2:Hes the producer bro!
dj phot by DJ Phot Fan 123 January 20, 2020

photosynthesis bisector 

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."

photo-floor 

Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.
I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!

Photoholic 

A person who has a constant need to stop and take pictures every few minutes (usu. when on vacation or during a new experience).
Nina: Hang on! Mark, take a picture of me by the sign.
Mark: You know, we don't have to stop every 20 seconds to snap pictures. I swear you're a photoholic.
Photoholic by That Guy With The Face September 6, 2013

Photo Bombshell 

A woman who looks more attractive in a photograph than she ever looks in real life. Photo=hot. Real Life=Nasty.
Man #1: "Look at Ashley's profile pic. She's pretty hot huh?"

Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"

Man #1: "Really?"

Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."

photomathed 

To solve ones math problem by using the app PhotoMath
Student: I solved my math problem!
Teacher: Wow that was fast, did you solve it or did you photomath it?
Student: I photomathed it.
photomathed by fireglow October 23, 2014