Phone

What you are most likely reading this on you dingbat

My phone is dead let's hold a funeral

by Flash Celeritas February 20, 2020

Phone

An amazing device that allows you to call, text, play games, email/gmail (SAME THING), etc.

Person: Can i buy this phone?

ImmaPerson2: Sure
Person: I FINALLY CAN PLAY ROBLOX THANKS

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) July 28, 2019

Phone

A small personal device that people use WAY too much. They do many things and can communicate at anytime. People that have phones often spend way too much time on it and might even get addicted. Most people love their phone as if it's their baby.

Ya man I've been on my phone all night.

by humanthatiscrazy52 November 30, 2016

Phone

A slang term me and my friends created to tell someone to look at a girl's ass without her knowing.

"Yo dude check your phone"
"I know man that's a nice phone"

by idk_man2 July 13, 2017

Phone

A mechanical parasite that allows introverts to artificially engage with the world around them. Unfortunately, this device has taken over the world, and 999/1000 report phone addiction.

You know Brittany? She's addicted to her phone.

by TBTPlanet December 27, 2017

Phone

The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining

I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Phone

What parents like to say causes diseases, School problems, Getting Raped or Jumped, And it causes your grades to drop by.. 100%

It's because of that DAMN Phone!

by !_JustanotherPerson_! October 25, 2022