phocks

A white fox with horns of a goat.

Did you see that beautiful snow phocks prancing through the fields?

by Stanton V. May 8, 2007

plockmaniac

A plockmaniac is typically a man (in rare cases a woman) who, for reasons unknown cannot stop aggressively yanking or rubbing their genitals, often violently to the point of bruising or chaffing.

The most severe cases require intervention of some sort as the plockmaniac can get defensive or downright hostile when confronted about his or her disorder.

Luke often makes women uncomfortable when he's being a plockmaniac; that dude just can't stop yanking his wang, he's been hospitalized for it in the past.

by Ransoms Dutch February 20, 2020

Bloody Polock

Breakfast drink consisting of Polish Vodka, V-8 Vegetable juice, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and lemon. Served with garnish of pickled onion and cured meat (preferably Kielbasa)

Had to have a Bloody Polock this morning to set me straight.

by Polish Drunk March 17, 2011

Plocked

One who does not join a Virtual Party

“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.

by Joedafan August 19, 2019

dirty polock

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she runs outside and shits in the yard. Confused the next day she yells at the neighbors dog.

That bitch is always blaming her dirty polocks on the neighbors dog.

by King Pat February 12, 2007

Phocks

The realest nibba you ever did see ok and he spits so many facts u can call him a factory ok

“Y’all heard that new Phocks track? This shit bussin bussin like on god on god

by Not Phocks June 5, 2021

plockitysock

A classic traditional british dish where you stuff your omelette with pebbles, glass, rocks, bird bones and cum.

"What's your favourite dish from Tesco? Mine is the hoogagloggydickfuck"
"Oh, really? Mine is the plockitysock!"

by DogBreathisDope March 1, 2023