philing

The act of being Phil

a: how are you feeling
b: i'm philing like phil
a: no like how are you FEELING
b: i'm philing like phil

by PhilMcRich December 21, 2021

philling

the act of completely ignoring your main character in world of warcraft and making a pointless alt

"phil wanna run a heroic?"

- "nah its all about the druid"

"oh so your philling it up again?"

- "I play by my own rules"

by Yatc Enterprises January 2, 2011

Phlamingoe

A phlamingoe is a grown man that has the audacity to wear the color pink. It's not that he wears it, but rather that he becomes it. He does everything from painting his nails pink, to drinking strawberry milk, to getting a pink tinted spray-tan. He drives a pink Porsche, and has a chihuahua with a pink collar. His house is pink. His iPhone case is red (they were out of pink), but he bleached it so now it's kinda pink. Close enough. His golf clubs are pink, and his credit cards are pink (which he uses to buy other pink things). He only eats pink food (he believes that he will one day become pink through the same process as a flamingo. Hence the name "phlamingoe"). This man is PINK. Pink, pink, pink. And gay.

Guy: Awh man, that is one pink dude.
Other guy: That's a phlamingoe if I've ever seen one.

First guy: Bruh...

by Wordsmith1642 October 15, 2014

phimming

When you force phimosis on your penis, in which you pull the foreskin over your cock

I started phimming when that ugly girl walked by

by Dubiks January 25, 2019

Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017

Philinoodie

The experience when cock meets the balls

Chad and Chester bumped philinoodie

by ConnorHunt November 21, 2020

pilingon

(from the Philippines)

When someone thinks they're nice, pretty/handsome, etc. or when they're flexing about something, but in reality they're mean, ugly, bad, etc.

Person 1: "Everyone wants me and they're jealous of me!"

Person 2: "PILINGON!!!!"

by anonymous November 13, 2023