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Porn Philanthropist 

One who buys premium subscriptions to porn sites such as Brazzers, and then uploads it for free on websites such as Pornhub or Xvideos.
Thanks to the porn philanthropists, I get to watch the newest Brazzers video for free on Pornhub!
Porn Philanthropist by ShareAFap September 3, 2015

Philanthropist 

What famous and obnoxiously rich people like to call themselves for positive publicity.
Priyanka Chopra: "I'm not just a bird-brained celebrity, I'm a philanthropist!"
Philanthropist by Thatguy927105 November 25, 2019

Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.

Sexual Philanthropist 

Diplomatic way of calling an individual a slut.
Alcohol makes me quite the sexual philanthropist.

Corporate Philanthropist 

Someone who does work to enrich a company that he doesn't actually work for or gets paid by in the middle of the night, on the weekend and/or on his day off with out home of finacial reward or recognition.

Southern philanthropist 

A style of facial hair. Similar in appearance to that of the Mutton Chops. The sideburns extend down to the chin, almost to form a full beard, then a thin strip is then carefully shaved down the asscrack of the chin. The addition of a mustache is strictly prohibited while sporting the Southern Philanthropist.
Luke: "Look, its heading for those over-sized Mutton chops"

Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"
Southern philanthropist by 156231586 September 27, 2010