Traffic was moving along great until I found myself behind this total phonetard doing ten miles per hour under the speed limit.
We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.
Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.
Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
by geekboysteves January 24, 2010
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Someone that has their phone in their face every waking hour of the day letting it control their lives to the point of being annoying to others.
My wife is a phonetard
by bgbbhhh September 28, 2022
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These people are often Scientologists, or named Justin.
These people are often Scientologists, or named Justin.
Person1: Wtf, the words in these books are upside down.. I need to buy a new one!
Person2: wow..pheartarded.
Person2: wow..pheartarded.
by CDX July 29, 2007
Get the pheartarded mug.n. A person who may or may not be able to perform at a functional level in society, but is unmistakably absent-minded and inconsistent in executing his or her cell phone’s most basic operations (i.e. answering incoming calls, placing outgoing calls, acknowledging the receipt of a text message with an appropriate and coherent response) and in doing so in a prompt and judicious fashion.
adj. (Phonetarded)Having little or no sense of proper cell phone procedures and etiquette in the context of modern society.
adj. (Phonetarded)Having little or no sense of proper cell phone procedures and etiquette in the context of modern society.
Nate: Hey Rachel, have you talked to Emily lately? I've been calling and texting her all day but haven't been able to get a hold of her. Do you think she's ok?
Rachel: Yeah she's fine. I was with her all day. She heard her phone ringing from the other room but chose not to answer it because she didn't want to get off the couch. Then, when she finally got her phone and saw that you called, she said she was going to call you back but I think she forgot that like 20 seconds later. You know she's just a phonetard.
Rachel: Yeah she's fine. I was with her all day. She heard her phone ringing from the other room but chose not to answer it because she didn't want to get off the couch. Then, when she finally got her phone and saw that you called, she said she was going to call you back but I think she forgot that like 20 seconds later. You know she's just a phonetard.
by deltsruletheworld August 5, 2008
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by Bropeen April 2, 2011
Get the Peentard mug.A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.
"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006
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