Phelping

Smoking cannabis out of a glass pipe.

-Hey wanna go phelping this weekend?
-Dude I was so messed up, I was Phelping all weekend.

by Stephen Kendall February 4, 2009

philching

The act of putting out a fire by putting a fist up your arse to massage your prostate to completion

That was a close one, thank god Marks philching put that fire out

by Binnsy100 February 1, 2019

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

michael phelping

smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps

me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party

by jnome2 July 6, 2010

phelpsing

v.

To smoke some pot, especially out of a bong.

When I go phelpsing, I make sure I have nothing important to do afterwards, because I'd be too high!

by lazyeye78 February 6, 2009

perching

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!

by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011

Preaching to the Choir

Spending time trying to convince people who are already behind you.

HR won't hire this guy. They want someone who can "hit the ground running". They must be waiting on a "purple unicorn". I apologize, I'm "preaching to the choir". (LOL. That was 3 metaphors in one explanation. I recommend using Urban Dictionary to look of the other two metaphors)

by X_AlterEgo_X March 4, 2019