Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.
Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"
Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
by suamaede4 August 3, 2022
Get the Golden Phallus Complex mug.Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)
Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.
by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014
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pallas is a strong Greek name, pallas is the goddess of wisdom and knowledge, she is a loving person that loves everyone around her, but also is like any other human she have jealousy and other human emotions but shes a goddess shes out there to protect you, if you ever become friends with her then you should always know your protected.
person #1: wow she stopped that person from hurting that person
person #2: shes so nice i wish i was friends with a pallas
person #2: shes so nice i wish i was friends with a pallas
by Heyitzmaxine October 5, 2017
Get the pallas mug.In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.
“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006
Get the Philosophic Phallus Aggrandizement mug.Guy 1 - "Yeah my dick was actually too big for her, it was painful. I mean it's probably about 9 inches."
Guy 2 - "Really? Impressive."
Guy 3 (whispers to guy 2) - "God that is such a phallusy."
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Guy - "Heard your boyfriend's penis is green."
Girl - "Phallusy: shut the fuck up."
Guy 2 - "Really? Impressive."
Guy 3 (whispers to guy 2) - "God that is such a phallusy."
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Guy - "Heard your boyfriend's penis is green."
Girl - "Phallusy: shut the fuck up."
by AnonymousMouse1 September 20, 2010
Get the Phallusy mug.When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.
Cranium -> Head
Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.
Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.
Cranium -> Head
Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.
Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.
Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!
Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!
Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!
by Porkins. March 26, 2012
Get the Cranial-phallus Syndrome mug.1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents
2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god
mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
by geek.neo November 7, 2010
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