phalanx

the phalanx was a group of men, usually greek, who stood with over lapping spears, some as long as 20 feet. This formation was the greeks heavy infantry for hundreds of years. The macadonains took much of the world with this formation, and the spartans perfected it.

the strongest men would stand on the left flank

by yankee August 17, 2005

phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

phalanx

an automated 20mm air defense gun used on modern U.S. Navy Ships

The enemy strike aircraft were no match for the cruiser's 3 Phalanx guns.

by Admiral Nimitz November 18, 2004

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

Phalange

Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.

eg. Regina Phalange

by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! December 5, 2012

Regina Phalange

Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.

CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you

by JukeboxJacob! Vega April 21, 2008