photobesity

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.

Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.

by nurserockstar July 14, 2009

photocopy boy

A functionary. Someone who does run-of-the-mill administrative jobs on behalf of others. A lackey. A stooge.

"John Paterson's on the cover of a trade magazine? But he's just the photocopy boy!"

by brummieboy123 September 19, 2016

Photo-nuke

A evolved photo-bomb so heavy, so terrifying, so nerve-wrenching it's not worth seeing.

Jake: Hey Dad, look at this photo

Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a

Jake: PHOTO-NUKE

Dad: It's a penis

by TheManlyMan May 2, 2013

Photocred

A term used mainly on social networking sites to give credit to a photographer for a particularly good picture.

Comment on a Facebook picture: Photocred to John for that pic.

by Neres October 22, 2011

photogenic

Suitable for being photographed. Someone who looks good in everyday life but really shines out in pictures.

Jennifer is photogenic

by Ghost2499 September 1, 2005

phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

photobomb

(verb)- to drop in a photo unexpectedly...to hop in a picture right before it is taken.

sarah: hey why is jimmy in the background of our prom picture?
ryan: idk, he must have photobombed it at the last second.

by jervis_star1 June 27, 2008