pft 

short for poofter

pft, look at that homo

pft by HoboSlobo March 5, 2011

PFT 

Penis Fly Trap
A humorous prank typically pulled by a male on another male where the one conducting the prank suddenly jumps and wraps his legs around the unsuspecting male, locking them together at the ankles in an unbreakable "Penis Fly Trap".

So the other day I was talking to Chad at Seth's house and suddenly Austin came up from behind him and locked him in a PFT. Chad was astounded.

PFT by imullofmushsheen January 5, 2010

PFT 

Penis Fly Trap; a vagina

i got trapped in her PFT

PFT by uhh... December 24, 2002

PFT 

Penis Fly Trap; a vagina

did you see her PFT? DAAAAAMN!!

PFT by Bobby December 24, 2002

pft 

Comptuer text talk for - Please Fucking Tell

Boy: You are ugly

Girl: pft why you said that to me

pft by chris1066 July 4, 2006

PFT 

The most fucking gay thing about the military, besides the navy. Fitness testing standards that every fat sgt everywhere absolutely loves

Lcpl: “Do you need any condoms or lube?”
Boot: “no thanks. I like to take the pft raw”

PFT by Cpl diggity June 1, 2018

pft 

used when feeling random.
usually caused by someone.

"Are you cool?" - Jamie
"Yes? pft." - Susie

pft by Bou Vou April 17, 2008