muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Pizzled

When you are pizzled and pissed about something at the same time. Such as you don't know why your gf/bf would cheat on you, and you are pissed.

Sarah: Omg did you know Brady cheated on Kelsie?
Sierra: Yeah she told me she was pretty pizzled about it.

by AlejandroMandro November 18, 2011

Pezzed

A person who has had ones throat cut

That guy over there is not gonna make it, he's pezzed.(finished)

by The guvernor November 25, 2016

Puzzled

Slightly to moderately drunk.

Come over tonight, we're going to get puzzled on some brew.

by Raymond Smuckles January 14, 2009

Pizzled

The art of being owned.

A term commonly used in the game Counter Strike: Source as a replacement for the overused term "owned"

1. "Yo Guitar just got his ass pizzled!"

2. "Did you see that scrim on Matt and Dan's Server?! The 860 pizzled their asses!"

by ratt90 October 12, 2009

Pezzed

'Pezzed' (Verb past tense) - such severe anal phinger phun that said recipient's head flings back in the fashion of a Pez dispenser as the tips of the index and forefinger emerge with vigour

Ainsley Harriet grinned as he pezzed yet another unsuspecting victim, his head flinging back in the fashion of a Pez Dispenser

by pezdispense June 4, 2015

pizzled

To get beaten up in a fight.

'damn, he got pizzled.'

by saucey2438 August 6, 2006