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paytonism

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"
When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.
by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015
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peytonimor7-ism

1.) The self consience belief that you are superior to all people in just about anything that you do. (especially in such things as Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare2 and Farmville) This behavior is very funny and amusing to watch, for he whom calls others noobs, is truely the noob.

2.)It is the act of saying "pro" in just about every sentance that you say.

3.)It is the act of being a douche.
Peytonimor7-ism is:

Putting videos on YouTube about how great they are in Call of Duty.

Inviting a girl to play CoD at thier house.
by Legalous Y Aragorn <3 January 28, 2010
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Paytonism

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.
"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"
by tacosaf April 9, 2015
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Peytons a dick day

Basically everyday. We don’t like peyton. He’s a dick.
What’s today?

Peytons a dick day!
What about tomorrow?

Peytons a dick day again!!
by CRACKBABIE October 17, 2019
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peptonismal

When one snorts the grindings of dried goat feces. People will often be peptonismal instead of using illegal drugs.
1)Was George on drugs?
2)No, he's just peptonismal.
1)Oh, I am too!
by JohnDoe09 December 4, 2013
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peytonsexual

Peytons are hot so you are Peytonsexual
by NotElijhLive July 2, 2021
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personism

Personism is the practice of of feeling superior to another person. This is done by expecting someone to do something you expect them to do.
Bob went by his brother. His brother was watching television. Fred, the brother, says: No,you can't have the controller!

Fred just practiced personism.
by mr. noc March 19, 2008
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