a short fat bitch who cares all about religion and puts shit on exams that you never discussed in class.
by Dustan January 12, 2005
to pull a petris - the action to leave conference or a group conversation for a couple of minutes without telling anybody , and then return at a random time .
bob : so guys how about meeting up at 8 ?
bill : it's ok
jhonny : perfect , but i have to be home by 9.
bob : sucks , jhonny can you pick me up on your way ?
jhonny: .....
bob : jhonny ?!?!?
bill : he just pulled a petris on us again !!!
...
( 5 minutes pass )
...
jhonny : you gyus still here ? i had to go do some random thing
bill : it's ok
jhonny : perfect , but i have to be home by 9.
bob : sucks , jhonny can you pick me up on your way ?
jhonny: .....
bob : jhonny ?!?!?
bill : he just pulled a petris on us again !!!
...
( 5 minutes pass )
...
jhonny : you gyus still here ? i had to go do some random thing
by petris victim August 31, 2010
Known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract.12 The two entities may be of opposite sexes, or they may be hermaphroditic, as is the case with snails. The definition may additionally include penetrative sexual acts between same-sex pairings, such oral intercourse, anal intercourse, and fingering, which are also commonly practiced by heterosexual couples
by officemail April 30, 2011
A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.
With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
The most awesome badass Nordic Warrior who ever lived.
He does harsh vocals and guitars for the sick band Ensiferum.
He used to be in Norther but got kicked out because the other guys decided he was focusing too much on Ensiferum. It was most likely because they were jealous. Petri drinks many magic potion and hails in Finland.
He does harsh vocals and guitars for the sick band Ensiferum.
He used to be in Norther but got kicked out because the other guys decided he was focusing too much on Ensiferum. It was most likely because they were jealous. Petri drinks many magic potion and hails in Finland.
Metalhead: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Petri Lindroos.
Dumbass: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Dani Filth.
Metalhead: Kill yourself.
Dumbass: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Dani Filth.
Metalhead: Kill yourself.
by Killdanifilth December 12, 2009
A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 04, 2013