The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.
Tony Stark: I am your father.
Peter Parker: Sweet.
Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
Peter Parker: Sweet.
Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
by That_Bitch_XD June 03, 2018
A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.
Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?
He's definitely not Spider-Man.
Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?
He's definitely not Spider-Man.
Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!
Peter Parker: it's not fake!
by ohnoooooohnonono June 02, 2018
"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."
by Kashmando January 03, 2012
by World Domination February 10, 2005
The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"
Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010
by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019