Peter Parker

The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.

Tony Stark: I am your father.

Peter Parker: Sweet.

Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE

Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh

by That_Bitch_XD June 12, 2018

Peter Parker

A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.

Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?

He's definitely not Spider-Man.

Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!

by ohnoooooohnonono June 12, 2018

Peter Parker

whos that

who the hell is peter parker?

by CheeseOkBettLmao February 7, 2022

Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana

"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."

by Kashmando January 2, 2012

peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!

Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.

by World Domination February 9, 2005

Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010

Peter Parker

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019