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Pre Exam Shift

Post Exam Shift
Exams are over! I'm out for the PES!
by PESPH May 4, 2013
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Pes

Mean "dog" in Czech and Slovak
Can be also used as an insult for someone who's pesimistic or avoid doing funny stuff
(Insult) Nebuď takovej pes (Don't be such a dog)

Hodný pes (Good dog)
by Girl who likes anime October 24, 2017
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pēs

“Quit being a pussy, you’re acting like pēs.”
by Demetrius Washburn May 20, 2018
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Pes

Pes means a thing that's vert cool
Your idea Is pes
by annieeeeeeeeeeee November 24, 2021
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Pes Anserinus Minor

Where the infraorbital nerve, a branch from the maxillary nerve, penetrates the infraorbital foramen. The nerve endings ressembles a small goose-feet, explaining why it has taken the the original name from Pes Anserinus on the leg.
Pes anserinus minor is latin and means small goose feet.
by denlillefilur September 5, 2012
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PES Effect

The common act of everything going tits up at once, as seen by increasing the difficulty of Pro Evolution Soccer to anything above 3 atars.

Usual signals of the PES Effect include:
Pschic powers of opponents to read your mind
Telekinetic powers of opponents to make every bounce go their way
Powers of teleportaion so that whenever you do get a lucky break, they are there to steal the ball
The inability of your players to pass
The absolute certainty that when you do get a chance on goal, your centre back who can't hit a barn door is there to take the shot
The internet packing up as you try to write this kind of rant

It usually results in turning the difficulty down to one star and giving the computer a good thrashing "to show it who's boss"; hitting anyone/anything within reach or assaulting anything within throwing distance with a playstation controller

It can also happen in many everyday situations such as during brain surgery, when you drop your scalpel into the patient's head and trip on a bit of brain on the floor at the same time. Then, after you retrieve the scalpel from the cranial cavity...they die; this results in you throwing the scalpel/the patient at any nearby nurses proclaiming "you did your best"
"Damn this PES Effect, I can't even get the fucking ball, let alone score!"

"Wahey, I've got a chance here...oh shit it's Stremer (wank centre back on PES)... and it's into the crowd. This is all because of the PES Effect."

"The PES Effect is wank"

"HA, 27-0 to me, take that you fucking computer and your shitty PES Effect."

"Don't worry doctor, it was the PES Effect, you did nothing wrong...WHY ARE YOU THROWING SCALPELS AT ME!!!!"
by Gregisthebest June 11, 2008
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PES Rage

The feeling of intense anger and hatred that surfaces whilst/after playing a game of PES (Pro Evolution Soccer), this usually occurs when decisions WRONGLY go against you, or the opposing team score in the last minute to either draw or win. Noteable side effects include a broken Xbox/Playstation controller.
After breaking his controller in a fit of PES rage, Max felt empty and stupid.
by J October 9, 2008
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