Pervert

a person who thinks of nothing but sex, and who relates everything around them to intercourse; someone who you can barely have a decent conversation with cause they're either a) staring between your legs b) making constant perverted jokes or c) attempting to rape you

Innocent person: I hated the test today! It was so HARD!!!
Pervert: Hahaha... That's what she said.

Innocent person: Hey, I was just looking for... what are you staring at?
Pervert: You got a piece of lint on your crotch... want me to get it off?
Innocent person: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!

by likeyoucarewhatmynameis April 26, 2010

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A sexual miscreant, deviant, wierdo

My schoolfriend Emmanuel chaces after the grannies. He is a pervert.

by kentpaul September 26, 2018

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75% of most people that uses urban dictionary

OMG!!!!! Thats what you call a pervert.

by Kawaii Melon April 15, 2018

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Practically everyone on this website. I think that 98% of this websites definitions include porn. Why are you so obsessed with "jizz" and "fucking girls" is it because you know every sex move but your a 56 year old virgin and when the time comes, you dont have a clue what to do so you kick the 96 year old woman out and just cry.

P.S: whoever thumbs this down is the word im describing and you know it.

Person 1 on net: i fucked that hoe bad last night
Me: no you never you loser, your a virgin and admit it. Dont be insecure just because you made out with your mum when you were 13years old.
person 1 on net: Just because you never done it.
Me: Does it matter? im out there making freinds and getting a life, while your at your computer licking your screen and realising its never gonna happen; you PERVERT!

by Porkstork January 21, 2007

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