perverted sentimentality

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.

Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

by Bud E. June 2, 2018

33 percenter

A female that claims to be a virgin, yet only 33% of her relevant orifices remain pure. How special can it feel to be the first through the front door when the entire football team has been through the back door and explored the chimney already?

"She says she's a virgin but she's totally a 33 percenter. Just ask her about when she blew Scronaldo under the bleachers, or when she let your boy ZK, Alpengeist, Booms, and Brandopolis put it in the back door!"

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson August 8, 2007

pervette

(Noun)
A female pervert.

She's thinks about sex all the time... what a pervette.

by Elizabeth May 13, 2005

one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003

Parenter

When you use your use your parents as an excuse not to go somewhere

Violet- "Hey how did you get out of that date?!"
Dani- "I told him that my mum wouldn't let me go out"
Violet- "Ahhh pulled a parenter"

by Daniella Violet July 10, 2016

pervette

A female version of a pervert...:)

1. girl one: Look at that stick
girl two:ha ha ha eww!
girl one: you pervette

2. I was at the mall and this girl was totally checking me out!!! What a pervette...man the things she was probably thinking.

by lololopolis69 March 30, 2010

Pervetron

(PERV – uh – tron), noun; portmanteau of pervert + electron

Ostensibly an airport security device that electromagnetically scans the entire body of the suspect, er traveler, and then delivers porn-grade, virtual images of said man, woman or child to underpaid TSA apparatchiks and the geeky technicians who maintain the device.

Sergio: Hey, Vito! Come feast yo' eyes on the piece of cheesecake that just walked into our new Pervetron-6900!

Vito: Man, those gotta be at least 36-Ds! Hey, Sergie! Zoom in there… is that a clit ring I see?

Sergio: Oh, yea! Cha-ching! We's got ourse'f a money shot!

Vito: Quick, Serge! Snap a picture with your iPhone for the collection!

by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger August 5, 2010