Person

: Also featured in "Grey's Anatomy", a person is a trusting friend who helps you out a lot and is just always there for you.

Girl 1: I can trust you with anything, your my person.

Girl 2: Aw, thanks!

by Black123 October 7, 2009

Person

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

Person

Why are you looking this up?

Man, only a dumb person would look this up.

by Hwjskfjdjwmsndjcjcjsjwjwkdkzka June 3, 2018

person

A human.

I am a person, you are a person.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Person

A person is a word for a human being.
It is weird though.

A person is my dad
who the hell is that person!

by crazy555 July 17, 2005

Person ∞

The creator of the person species.

Person 1: We need to stop them.
Person 2: You realize Person 0 is GONE? You seeing things or somethin'
Person ∞, watching above: ...

by bizzylmao0 November 9, 2022

person

Plural form: people.

Also, see dumbass.

I'm surrounded by stupid people. Stupid people who think school is a waste of time and would rather get a job drug dealing or prostituting.

by dj_gs68 November 9, 2003