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Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.
How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?
by theben86 December 3, 2014
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Persian Rug Burn

What soldiers comming back from the Middle East get after having sex there with prostitutes
"Man, I just got back from my second tour and I still can't shake this persian rug burn I got on leave."
by Dsaster April 26, 2010
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Persian Oriental Rugs

Any floor covering made of natural materials such as wool, normally used as a decoration in both traditional and modern settings.
A beautiful collection of fine Persian carpets and Oriental rugs, Persian Oriental rugs, Wool area rugs at Rug Firm
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Persian rug stomper

You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out
"Yo why is your girl limping so hard?"
"She got a Persian Rug Stomper last night"
by J_Robn September 24, 2025
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persian rug

cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.
we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care
by Krkič November 28, 2019
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