Dirty Perris

when a girl masturbates/ has sex so hard she farts and scares her partner away

“Damn man. I got a dirty perris last night, that bitch stunk.”

by donttouchmyboobs April 16, 2020

perkies

Firm, tight breasts with north-facing nipples.

Susan leant over and one of her perkies just popped out of her low-cut top.

by Chip-Shop Welch June 17, 2008

Perkies

Perfect little breasts typically on a small framed woman. Nipples usually stand straight up. Definitely not floppies.

Man that cute little chick had some nice little perkies didn’t she?

by ererueru July 21, 2020

Perried

Being married at the age of 19.

"hey bro, let's go hit some hookers and do some blow"
"nah bro, Im getting perried in a couple weeks"
"Serious N***A, your only 19!"
"Shit happens my man, shit happens"

by afrojack123 December 5, 2011

Perrier Poser

A person who fills an empty Perrier bottle up with tap water and drinks it arrogantly.

Baltasar – Dave must be doing well. He is drinking Perrier and looking rich and classy.

Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.

Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.

by Marry Swanson July 20, 2012

perkiest cheeks

what Olivia.A has

Morgan: You know who has the perkiest cheeks?
Olivia: who?
Morgan: You ;)

by mypussyiswettywetforolivia July 4, 2023

Elias Perris

First meaning: A person who likes gay animals.

Second meaning: A person who thinks he is good at riding motorcycles.

Third meaning: A person who shares an intercourse with a kid named Tim Mcallister.

This guy is such an Elias Perris.

This guy is gayer than a Elias Perris

by Rofl321456theAwesomeMmman April 4, 2015