peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

peemergency

it's when you have to pee...and it's an emergency. duh

i experienced a peemergency when the cold air hit me as i walked to my car from the stadium which gripped my kidneys like a vice

by Genghis Jahn February 11, 2010

germergency

A germ distribution event that creates the urgent need to disinfect everything at once.

My coworker's continuous, explosive sneezes have created a germergency in the office. Sanitizing spray and wipes were immediately dispensed in response to the catastrophe.

by gopixelsgo October 28, 2010

Pervertency

The study of Pervertness by an individual

Damn Boy. U just passed the Pervertency test

by armaanshady November 27, 2020

peemergency

when the urge to urinate becomes so strong that the ancient tried and true methods of holding off just a bit longer (referred to as a no pee-pee) are no longer effective and ejection of urine is imminent or has slightly begun already.

examples of methods of no peepee include but are not limited to;

*pinching the head of your dick and twisting while walking in circles or stamping your feet vigorously.Usually accompanied by statements like "damn I got to piss!" (male variant)

*crossing your legs and squeezing them tightly together while leaning forward and pressing your hands into your crotch. usually accompanied by a grim half smile and statements such as "Damn I just peed my pants!" (female variant)

"Fuck I can't hold it any longer, I got to piss NOW! OUTTA MY WAY ITS A PEEMERGENCY! "

by jlotaco December 23, 2022

Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic

As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.

by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015

peemergence

when the pee is coming out after you've been holding it in for a long time,
maybe while you are having a peemergency

The peemergence has begun.
*cue the sound of urine hitting the rims of a toilet bowl*

by awestar27 December 16, 2017