2 definitions by gopixelsgo

winsomnia

Insomnia caused by staying up into the wee hours of morning to watch a game that starts late or goes into overtime, or both. Most commonly experienced by extremely devoted fans in the Eastern Standard timezone whose team is playing on the West coast. Winsomniacs are known to obsessively deny themselves sleep until they know the outcome of the game, driven by the hope of witnessing a win.

"Uh you're wearing two different shoes today."

"Yeah.. Wings finally turned up the heat in the third period, and it was winsomnia from there on out. I don't even know how I got here."

by gopixelsgo May 13, 2009

germergency

A germ distribution event that creates the urgent need to disinfect everything at once.

My coworker's continuous, explosive sneezes have created a germergency in the office. Sanitizing spray and wipes were immediately dispensed in response to the catastrophe.

by gopixelsgo October 28, 2010