germergency 

A germ distribution event that creates the urgent need to disinfect everything at once.

My coworker's continuous, explosive sneezes have created a germergency in the office. Sanitizing spray and wipes were immediately dispensed in response to the catastrophe.

germergency by gopixelsgo October 28, 2010

gleemergency 

an emergency situation or state of being related to the tv show GLEE.

1) Hey someone miscounted- there's 5 nerds coming over but we only have 4 slushies- Gleemergency!!!

2) "So Puck is still dating that fat chick? Somebody push the gleemergency re-write button- stat!"

gleemergency by Fan of Frenzy January 27, 2011

Permergency

Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.

"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "

Permergency by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019