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permafuck

An adjective that means you do so many drugs that your brain is permanently fried. You forget how to do easy things, like remember to go to class or put your car in park.
Dude A: Hey dude did you see Cody at lunch today?

Dude B: Yeah dude he's been there for three hours and just got detention for skipping class. He's totally permafucked.
by poolmaster41 April 21, 2009
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permullet

Having both a perm, and a mullet haircut.

A Kentucky waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, hall & oates up front/ billy ray out back, old school Geraldo Rivera, the dragon slayer, the Hasselfoff, the redneck rollback, the 30-10-60 (30% up top, 10% on the sides, 60% out back), the morgantown miner, the business/casual, the whale tail, the carnie,

A haircut designed to pull tail. The most magnetic haircut on Earth, not one female can resist the permullet, its MINT!
Barber: "how would you like your haircut Casey?"

Casey: "you've seen the show DOG the Bounty Hunter, right?"

Barber: "Yes"

Casey: "I want to look as mint as he does, he's my idol with that permullet"

Barber: "he's a tool"
by rileyriley April 28, 2010
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Permabulk

Forever bulking: training strength without any regard for bodyfat, building plenty of muscle *and* fat, but never cutting down on the fat. Often an excuse for eating poorly.
What the hell, Jorgen's a powerlifter but he's wolfing down an entire pizza?
Yeah, man, he's permabulking, he doesn't care one bit about his physique.
by thomasripper June 28, 2016
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permaculous

Adjective. Can be used to complement or take the place of any positively-connoted adjective. Not to be confused with perimacular, which relates to the eyeball.
1. The sun is shining, the mosquitoes aren't biting, the waves are rolling -- what a permaculous day!
2. Dude, did you see that? The left-fielder just made a permaculous catch against the wall!
by gidklio August 3, 2009
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permaflu

An ambiguous perceived ailment some co-workers have, whereas receiving repeated benefit of the doubt on their abilities, one comes to the conclusion they MUST be sick, but it's a bit more permanent than that.
Uhhh, I think his condition is a little more permanent than a flu, he has permaflu.
by lewcocoug May 6, 2009
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permafuck

To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR
Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.
by Lord CrutchCricket December 9, 2008
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Permaroll

One who is more than often rolling on Ecstasy or Molly, even outside of clubs and social events.

A permanent roll that has no ending.
Peter- I can't believe Dan is rolling again. Thats 4 times this week.

Mike- Yeah I know. He is on a permaroll.
by TJ88 June 15, 2012
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