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Perez Hilton

1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.
Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.
by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
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Perez Hilton

A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.
Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.
by Alyssa P. September 24, 2006
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Perez Hilton

The largest celebrity whore on the planet. Often seen giving blowjobs at truckstops.
Man that girl I was with last night was like Perez Hilton!
by JxDx May 1, 2011
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Perez Hilton

(pear-ehz hill-ton) N.
A flaming queen giving decent gay guys a bad name. He spends all of his time bitching and moaning about celebrities and how they look and act instead of doing anything positive to better either himself or the world.
Gay guy #1: Hey, have you checked out Perez Hilton's new blog?

Gay guy #2: Nah. Believe it or not, most gay guys, such as myself, consider him a total idiot and are actually offended that he managed to obtain some level of celebrity by just being a stereotype.

Gay guy #1: Oh. Well, when you put it like that, ya wanna go watch Shutter Island on DVD?

Gay guy #2: Yeah, I have two hours to kill.
by Wong Fo Lee January 21, 2011
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Perez Hilton

The mother fucker who has it out for directioners. Has no life and is the most hated man alive. He wants to start all world battle and directioners will win.
Perez Hiltonasshole
by Directioner4lifebitch August 23, 2012
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Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira),Cuban american , blogger/ celeberty, he is a homosexual who refers himself as a queen. he blogs about gossip and about stardum and his life. he is annyoing and obnauxious. He discualified Miss California for saying that she dosent agree with gay marriage.in another insident he got punched by Will IAM's body guard for pestering Will IAM from black eye peas. he also guest stared in nicolodian's victorious show with victoria justice.
Perez Hilton is a duce and a prick and he is a disgrace to us cubans everywere
Perez Hilton= prick,ass hole jerk, anoying
by baka kuso yaro April 4, 2011
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Perez Hilton

pErEZ HiLtOn=the biggest pedo on tiktok
sad to say but yes check his acc he simps over charli to much and ye.
Lola-Hey did u guys see Perez Hiltons recent post about charli?
Zack-Yes, i did and i think he is the biggest pedo out there!
Lola-UR SPITTING FACTS!
by The Unkown Bad Bitch May 20, 2020
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