rat press

When you grab the tip of your penis and pull it straight up, and then press it along with your hairy nuts against a window for all the world to see.

Look everyone! Did Brooks just"Rat press"again. He's only had one Fernet!?

by Cannonballz February 27, 2017

Egg Press

When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.

John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.

by Lord Morris November 25, 2009

pressure

When something or someone is the shit or "that person".

Louisiana slang

Kevin: " Oh that hoe pressure"
Jacob: "What you mean?"
Kevin: "She so fine, she can get some."

by texasbahbi October 6, 2018

that pressure

That bomb ass weed. Weed that will make you suffocate.

Socket: Aye bro you got that good shit.
Plug: Nigga I got that pressure.

by SamIamDamn November 21, 2017

press box hot

An interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. Instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. A similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.

Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.

Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?

Anthony: She wasn't hot. She was press box hot. You were deceived because there weren't any other hotties to compare her too. If you saw her at the grocery store, she would only be about a 3 out of 10.

Ben: Yeah, I guess you're right.

by Edsantry February 14, 2007

pressed pickle

The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.

Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.

by Peter St May 8, 2008

pressing necks

(euphemism) giving someone a hickey

yo dawg, they were hella pressing necks last night. i can totally see the bruises on both of them

by jhoer January 12, 2021