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Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 26, 2019
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Imperfectly perfect

An imperfectly perfect person is someone who has their own specific qualities such as being clumsy, nerdy, goofy, weird, etc. and those qualities make that person interesting and perfect in their own way. There is beauty in things that are odd and imperfect and being flawed is not always a bad thing.
That girl, Hayleigh, can fall up the stairs, have a panic attack skiing on the bunny slope and has more prescriptions than CVS. She has more problems than she can count. Yet, she still only thinks about others. She's imperfectly perfect.
by .webster March 1, 2015
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Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world
He knocked me out with that perfect Dick
by TK May 29, 2015
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Perfect Girlfriend

The girl who is always there for you no matter how far apart you are geographically. She treats you perfect no matter how stupid you are. She loves you through thick and thin. I love you Buttercup.
by CurlyFryLovesButtercup June 6, 2018
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perfect dark

The N64s best game. Ruled the gaming world until the next round of consoles(sony 2) emerged.
Battle simulants in Goldeneye style maps.
First game to properly utilise 'Personal or User Intelligence Agent' software...A simple form of AI.
The slayer and farsight are the best 2 gaming weapons ever.
by Diego November 8, 2003
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the perfect bite

The perfect bite tm is a technique created by Jaiden Animations where you analayze the food on your plate and eat the second best bite. Then you work your way around it and end on the BEST bite
What are you doing
Jaiden: I'm eating the perfect bite TM!
by YTDefOnitions February 25, 2021
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Dream Perfect Regime

Also known as DPR. An independent, multi-genre music and video group that produces, directs, and edits a wide variety of music. Their creative force is lead by a flaming hot Australian that goes by Christian Yu. They also have an artist called DPR Live, who is equally as sexy and talented.
Friend1: I'm getting into to this new music label.
Friend2: What it called?
Friend1: Dream Perfect Regime. They have some sexy men.
by composure_____ December 3, 2017
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