Percs and Xans

Percocet (Codeine Pills) and Xanax (Alprezolam Pills), while very euphoric and fun in nature to use, these 2 pills will fuck you up so bad to the point where instead of buying your Shorty a new dress, or your Ma a birthday gift; you will spend all your money on fake 5 dollar pills that will make you shit out your stomach and puke out your lungs once the Euphoria is gone. Although Percs are believed to be not as bad as Xans which is true up to a point, if you mix these 2 pills you will land yourself in the Coma section of the Emergency St. David Hospital, so do not mix these 2 pills unless you are tired in life, as a good friend of mine said "Morphine dulls the pain of dying, Codeine and Xanax dulls the pain of living". If you really wanna get fucked up and make sure nobody can save you drink a whole bunch of Redbull and Beer on top of the already consumed pills which will fuck your body up to the point where your major organs will start to fail starting with your liver and kidneys. If you came to this point you have about an hour to get to the hospital or write your Shorty a final goodbye note and kiss her on her forehead while she sleeps and just wait for the inevitable. So what you take away from this is that don't mix pills you fucking idiot.

Boyfriend: Yo I got some Percs and Xans wanna take em and chill all night?
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.

by TheAnalScubaDiver May 30, 2020

twerk for percs

When a ratchet-type female makes her way into the traphouse, and instead of paying for her candies like most others, she moves her glutious-maximus in an awkward-gyrating motion in an attempt to lure a percocet out of someone.

"Watch this breezie twerk for percs!"

by Very Best September 16, 2013

Pop sum percs

Take some painkillers or drugs for pain
(Advil, antibiotics)

Imma pop sum percs and not give af

(Advil)

by KaylynA. January 27, 2020

off the percs

When you are prescribed medication, but refuse to use the medication. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to
1. Breaking glass over Minecraft
2. Being a three pump chump/terrible driver
3. Drinking or spilling warm, “soiled” milk on an Xbox
4. Claiming to eat out your English teachers daughter
5. Throwing garbage cans

6. Excessive autism
7. Feeling the urge to scream excessively (ADHD)
8. Putting peanut butter on your dick for your dog
9. Being named Ethan

You can tell he’s off the percs, he’s loud as shit and scratched Wyatt’s car yesterday.

by JoeBurkhardt January 14, 2020

Gabes percs

when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe

*wakes up in the rocky mountains*

oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀

by Mr toast 12345 June 16, 2024

Perci Chari

A large fat bulbous dark turd particularly painful and strenuous to pass, often followed by dumpy short lumps, leaving a considerable stain on the white porcelain and a long lingering odious smell.

I did a fat perci chari this morning .. finally such a relief to discharge that toxic blockage

by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

17.8 Percent

The alleged percentage of players that join former Twitch streamer Arcadum's Dungeons & Dragons games that remain friend after the games.

Used as a substitute for his name or as a copypasta.

"I can give you a percentage. It is actually, I believe it is, 17.8% of the people I run D&D for will continue to be my friends once the game is done. I have made that calculation. I have made that calculation on 4 separate occasions. The evidence is empirical." ~ Mr. 17.8 Percent

by Qwert the Wert September 2, 2021