percolating

When your intestines are cramping up and make that 'girgling' sound a few minutes before you have to hit the can. Similar to a coffee maker percolating, your intestines are fixing up a nasty brew.

Feeling ok, John?
Nah man, I'm percolating over here. Cover me for a few minutes, will ya.

by Rold Gold July 28, 2005

percolating poo

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.

I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

perculating

When a man's flaccid penis becomes engorged with love juice

Bobs perculating look tf out

by Ermhhhrgr June 14, 2016

Percolating butthole

When your shit is on the verge of coming out of your butt.

My dog has a percolating butthole, i can see the poop coming out.

by Aij5454 October 2, 2021

Perculating while ur ovulating

To have sexx while ur on ur period

Example 1 : "don't be perculating while ur ovulating!"

example 2 : "are you gonna be perculating thiss weekend??"
"yeaa but I'm ovulating."
"ohh so you gone be perculating while ur ovlutaing?"
"pretty muchh!"

by Bombbiiiee January 19, 2010

percolating

opening your anus/butthole using your sphincter to allow air to enter. you then proceed to gain more air the same way. let the air sit then push out to perform an enormous fart

As short: perking

Guy 1: Dude I'm perking (percolating) so much
(loud fart)
Guy 2: AH that smells so bad!

by buttbreather123 March 2, 2009

Percolating

When you’re off that Percocet and can’t help but nodding off. Also feels like you’re flying.

Baz: damn adwait was percolating hard off the OxyContin.
Omi: yeah he keeps nodding off and keeps forgetting to breathe

by Sno-mayne September 6, 2018