Perfucktion

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010

perfucked

An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.

"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"

by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007

perfuckyesion

a noun:

1. The art of following and allowing your "Yes" in the most perfect way.

2. When you are in the flow of your "Yes" and life is WOW.

3. The blending of Perfection and Fuck Yes!

All of these successes and achievements are thanks to following my flow of perfuckyesion.

by JWM∞ August 7, 2018

Perfuckt

Perfuckt: Adjective

Used to describe sex that is beyond perfect... to the point where it needs its very own adjective.

I had sex last night and it was so fucking perfuckt.

by Lucie Bluebird September 11, 2016

Perfucked

to be fucked.

1: "this bet is on"
2: "shit im perfucked for this bet"

by Allison72 July 6, 2010

Perfuck

A word which means the oppisite of perfect.
When you f*ck up on something you've been working really hard on.

I've been working really hard on this song on the piano, and I did AMAZING alone. But once I got on stage, I perfucked the dumbass song.

by TehPurpleIce April 10, 2011

Perfucktory

describes sex between a married couple or a couple who have been together for a long time when each partner is just going through the motions

Ooh, you look tired. How was date night last night?

It was okay, but I'm worried we're getting a little perfucktory

by untalented fool July 25, 2009