Perfuckit 

It's when something looks look right on paper, sounds right in theory, or just seems logical at the moment until you really think about and you realize fuck that. To start something and end abruptly. Abort

I started to work on this science project and perfuckit... that's not going to work or you're hanging w/your boys and you're telling a story and after you start telling them you say perfuckit.... because you realized it was a lame ass story

Perfuckit by Chachi812 September 1, 2009

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

pernickity 

pedantic, analy retentive, from the root - to 'pick nits', meaning to pick up small and possibly irrelevant or unimportant details

Charles was always picking nits and complaining about the cleanliness of the squat. Personally I think he is being too pernickity.

pernickity by Gari May 8, 2003

Perfuct 

an attempt to perfect something to the detriment of the thing; over-perfecting to the point of fucking shit up.

Dude stop messing with that drawing, it looks great already! You're gonna perfuct it!

Perfuct by carl lagoudy October 14, 2016

perfuckt 

1) Fucked up in such away that it is a magnificant display of wrong.

2) Sarcasm of happiness.

3) Destruction of something for a good reason

1) You did a perfuckt job on that presentation, Bob.

2) My day is just perfuckt, Thanks for asking.

3) Don't worry Bob, your singing bass fish is in perfuckt condition. Thanks for letting me babysit it while you're gon.

perfuckt by Dan Regalia (DJ SHADOW - DARKSIDE-RADIO.COM) July 25, 2004

prefucktual agreement 

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

prefucktual agreement by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

PERFUCTIONIST 

Derived from "PERFECTIONIST," with the second "E" replaced with "U", to add the "FUC-" sound, as in the word "FUCK".

Noun: A person who is a total prick about being a perfectionist. One who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. When this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a "perfuctionist".

Q: Where's Noonan?

A: Oh, he's skipping lunch today, because he's being a "perfuctionist" again. He's rewriting his proposal to present to the Board of Directors this afternoon.

PERFUCTIONIST by Jakey the Snakey December 24, 2009