penesexual

penesexual is where u like boys but not their dang-a-langs
same with girls basically ur straight but u just havent advanced into to liking penis or vagina

girl-hes sooooo cute
*boy whips out his penis*
girl-EW!

thts what a penesexual is :)

by heavensangelhellsdemon October 7, 2011

pennsexual

the want to fuck Pennsylvania

I'm hella Pennsexual

by Pennsy13 May 26, 2020

pentsexual

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.

person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.

by roger129 August 4, 2011

kennysexual

when you are attracted to your friend kenny.

friend 1: guys i wanna come out as kennysexual....
friend 2: OMG IM KENNYSEXUAL TOO!!!!

by cl0wn3 September 1, 2021

penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

by gayestard March 26, 2021

Pensexual

If you are sexually attracted to pens or just really obsessed with pens. Usually a pensexual with have at least ten different pens.

Person 1: I just really like pens you know.

Person 2: Dude you're totally pensexual.

by chubby_gremlin March 29, 2019

phonysexual

A phonysexual is somebody who pretends to be gay but isn't.

He was a phonysexual because he pretended he was gay but he was straight.

by sallygal61 January 21, 2010