texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught

The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail

by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019

penitentiary darts

many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker

Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.

by harry January 21, 2003

play penitentiary

Cage for refugee's children that are separated from their parents who are seeking asylum.

Your children will just love the play penitentiary. You can pick them up in a few years if we can find you.

by mlhiss April 10, 2019

Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.

"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."

by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019

The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility

Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.

El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 25, 2023

penitentiary nutty

When you crazy in prison because you're locked up and a person you were close to died and you know you can't even go to the funeral to say goodbye

After they told him his mother died the funeral is in a few days, and he knows he doesn't get released until next month. He went in a penitentiary nutty and destroyed his cell and the ones close to his with his bare hands

by Crazy Crystal October 12, 2019

Poundtown State Penitentiary

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.

No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.

by bitchuck November 1, 2024