penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Big-Penisder

When one man has a larger penis than another.

Kevin's pretty cute, but Nathan's big-penisder.

by mpih April 14, 2011

Penicide

A rare chemical that instantly dissolves penises.

Hey.. do you guys carry penicide?

by zsk5 February 20, 2009

penisdemic

When my dick pics go viral

Everyone take your masks off and run! We're in the midst of a global penisdemic

by D Flawless September 10, 2020

penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Penisizer

1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.

2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot

"You are a penisizer"

"Would you like to be penisized?"

by Franksta June 5, 2003

Penisile

A penis that is forever trapped in exile becuse it like to much pussy and got purple balls in his face hole.

"Man I got so much pussay last night that my dick went into Penisile and now I got purple balls on my face!"

by Me Poopy Face May 20, 2014