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Penis Pump

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"
by Yaziyo August 29, 2006
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penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.
I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!
by Nick March 23, 2003
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glorified penis pump

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!
by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014
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penis pump

An insult towards a person.
by Juan Carlos Fernandez November 7, 2004
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Penisium

An element discovered on February 22, 2012 while working on Chemistry. The color of this element generally corelates with its size. Penisium of the black variety is the largest known, while Penisium of the white variety is average size. It has yet to be discovered in Asia. Penisium deteriorates and loses density over time. Occasionally, it extremely hardens for 10-20 minutes when it comes in contact with vagisium. It will shrink in cold temperatures and will shrink when it's mixed with anabolic steroids. When mixed with vagisium, it will produce cumisium. When thouroughly mixed with vagisium, it'll produce babyisium.
A mother and father will mix penisium with vagisium to produce babyisium.
by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012
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peniscum

Hey do you want some peniscum?
by shrekery October 8, 2019
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#penispump

name of the extrememly popular and revolutionary IRC channel on the efnet network.
i like to spend my friday nights in #penispump.
by rexxard October 22, 2006
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