Penis Wrinkle 

A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.

That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.

Penis Wrinkle by ~TwiggY~ October 21, 2005

penis wrinkle 

a slight dent or wrinkle in a mans penis. And/or a funny word to call a friend.

A: Yo Dan thats a big penis wrinkle you got there.

B: Sheena your a fucking penis wrinkle.

penis wrinkle by annnnonyomusssssss March 27, 2010

Penis Wrinkle 

George W. Bush

the equivolent to a "douchebag", "McAsshole", or "sonofabitch"

That stupid penis wrinkle is ruining our country

Penis Wrinkle by Dick B. Harding September 16, 2006

penis wrinkle 

what you call a guy who looks like a penis wrinkle...usually comes with a pair of saggy nuts.

Hey Dustin Duncan, from King, NC you look like a penis wrinkle, you really should get that fixed.

penis wrinkle by itsmethemuddduck! March 26, 2011

Penis Wrinkle 

A term often used to ridicule someone for something that really has nothing to do with penis's or wrinkles, like other offensive terms it has nothing to do with the bad that person has done or his description, unless the term is used to describe an old man who is a total dick head (dickhead), in other terms your grandpa.

Mr. Butter Fuck: just cause im old does not mean you can call me a Penis Wrinkle.
Jack Mehoff: yea it does you Penis Wrinkle, go be old somewhere else.

Penis Wrinkle by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010

Penis Wrinkle 

Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.

Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."

Penis Wrinkle by Torling November 19, 2019

Penis Wrinkle 

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.

Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!

Penis Wrinkle by yourinlover April 18, 2023