An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.
I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.
by Frogboy October 22, 2007
The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion
Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤
by FatherShmoop June 03, 2019
A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."
by colon d February 02, 2003
hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.
by the man March 15, 2004
by big shaft October 23, 2019