Pongle

A term for the rectal self-administering a drug (often of illicit nature)

The term originated sometime in 2011 on the IRC chatroom for a famous underground website that facilitates the buying and selling of drugs. But it is not known exactly how, when or why it first started being used.

And although its use was orignally restricted to a small group of maybe 50 people who frequented the chatroom, its use has started to spread among "Cyber-Druggies".
and it use is even starting to show up in high schools.

Billy wanted to get as high as possible from his stash of MDMA. So after much deliberation, He decided to Pongle it.

by The Doctor of Gonzo September 8, 2012

penile mouthification

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.

"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."

by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011

Pingler

Also heard on gaming platforms within the popular mid-western phrase "get pingled", a "Pingler" is a basic n00b that pingles it's enemies, but through in game enhancements, and no cheating of sorts. A Pingler is a true n00b, not a modder, bot, or cheater.

"Wow, Ernie really got Pingled by that guy on COD last night"
"Bill is such a Pingler when he plays any MMO"
"Get pingled, dude"

by Born Villain July 17, 2017

Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.

The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.

by Washooter September 3, 2012

penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

by connorsji May 8, 2008

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005