Pendu

penalty!

He scored a pendu

by Victor Tryst August 25, 2023

Pendu

A cheap/stingy Indian person.

Damnit Vijay, stop being a pendu.

by Tommay October 16, 2007

Pendu fan boy

A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell.
Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.

Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup?
Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.

by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Pendu 🐪🇵🇹

A Portuguese player who can only scores off of penalties in the camel league, and has no idea how to dribble or nutmeg. Penaldo also ghosts for 1/90th of every game, and scores a penalty and hits the friuuuu every time. Penaldoggy also has little rats that follow him, and say FRIUUUUUU when they are arguing about pendu or Messi. FRiiiUuUUuu!11!

Kid: dad, i think Messi is better than ronaldog
Dad: Fruiiiiiiii!!! *slaps because Pendu🐪🇵🇹 is the penalty master friuuuu 🇵🇹🤫🧏 ♂️

Essentially Pendu 🐪🇵🇹 means a Portuguese player who only scores penalties and is trash

by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 15, 2024

Pender

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."

Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.

by P'tainz February 11, 2013

peduncle

peduncle - Your uncle that molested you as a child

We stopped talking to uncle Shawn once he became a peduncle.

by LePugh November 22, 2011

Pendulaphobia

The fear of hanging or swinging objects. Not to be confused with Kinetiphobia (the fear of movement).

The person who fears things like swings, pendulums, or wind chimes might have Pendulaphobia.

by pinkprincessbride May 7, 2020