pendu

Indian word meaning simpleton or simplistic person. Usually used to refer to villagers.

That Jack is such a pendu, he doesn't even know how to turn on the t.v!

by rss August 22, 2003

pendu

An international fraud whose biggest achievement is being compared to Messi. When you miss him, you can call Norwich and he will appear but never scream LIverpool because he is known for being dissapeared in a big game. He loves scoring penalties because he cannot score otherwise. He is finished and has just recently signed to a team which plays in the Saudi Arabian league while the true Goat Messi won the world cup some weeks ago. If you want to make him cry, scream Morroco

When I finished my test, I said Pendu, The teacher knew that I was finished.
Kung Fu Pendu- the penalty taker
Hunting Norwich with Pendu.

by PenduFanPage January 05, 2023

Tremendous Pendus

A very very very big penis

Bob has one tremendous pendus

by Snugglesthearcticfox June 05, 2019

Pendu fan boy

A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell.
Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.

Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup?
Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.

by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Pendu 🐪🇵🇹

A Portuguese player who can only scores off of penalties in the camel league, and has no idea how to dribble or nutmeg. Penaldo also ghosts for 1/90th of every game, and scores a penalty and hits the friuuuu every time. Penaldoggy also has little rats that follow him, and say FRIUUUUUU when they are arguing about pendu or Messi. FRiiiUuUUuu!11!

Kid: dad, i think Messi is better than ronaldog
Dad: Fruiiiiiiii!!! *slaps because Pendu🐪🇵🇹 is the penalty master friuuuu 🇵🇹🤫🧏 ♂️

Essentially Pendu 🐪🇵🇹 means a Portuguese player who only scores penalties and is trash

by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 15, 2024