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penard

a polite word used as an alternative to call someone a penis
'you penard'
by Chris K March 12, 2004
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Penarck

One of the last known places in the world to have the famed Penarck Bird. The Penarck bird is famous for its ability to totally fuck over anyone who touches it, by slamming its skull repeatedly into their cranium. Massive internal bleeding ensures, the victim suffers brain damage, and the Penarck, satisfied, goes off into the sunset to frolick around in the land of the Mystical Chinese Checkers board.
Joey got attacked by a Penarck the other day! The docters said he will have a dim future, full of searing pain.
by Brakman December 11, 2004
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Penarth

A town where it is full of old people, most boring town in Wales.
Josh: Lets go to Penarth for some pussy.

Alex: If your up for some rough tender my friend, then we shall.
by MatthewsCCFC September 29, 2010
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ombak penari

A sailing vessel from the film "The Island of Dr. Moreau"!
hey did u see that crazy movie "the island of dr. moreau?

yeah that was good i like the boat called Ombak Penari
by KirK D. Holland February 3, 2008
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Pearmund

'Or Pear Mound.' Noun. A pear shaped abscess immediately inside the rectum. Typically caused by a gross over indulgence in penatrative anal sex.

Found almost exclusively in red headed males. One instance was thought to have been identified in a brown haired female but it was later ruled out as a case of the Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.
Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.

Charlie: 'Bertie thinks I'm beginning to get a nasty little Pearmund in my arse.'

Me: 'Who's Bertie?'

Charlie: 'My BF.'

Me: 'Ok.'
by B.Weatherall May 5, 2009
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Pearman

A man whose body is shaped like a pear. Common Characteristics are: Prominent Child bearing hips, khaki shorts accompanied by long white socks, and very feminine postures.
Look at that Pearman! His child bearing hips make him look like he has birthed quintuplets all at once!
by Dirts McGraw December 2, 2009
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Penart

dick fart penis fart The passing of air or gas through the urethra and out of the penis. Usually quite smelly.
Dude, you ever wish you could penart?
by Bradley John Jackson May 20, 2008
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