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Penguins of Madagascar

An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.
Person 1: Who assassinated Hitler?
Person 2: The Penguins of Madagascar, that's basic history dude.
by Carskek October 21, 2018
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Pegging Spit

When a guy has a 2-girl 3some, but makes them both wear strap-on penises. In this case, the guy gets "put on the spit" and gets fucked in the ass by one girl while sucking off the other girl's dildo.

This originated in Brazil, where the move is known as the AlJardino.
Guy 1: I had a 3some last night!!!
Guy 2: Details
Guy 1: It was a pegging spit, my ultimate fantasy came true
Guy 2: omfg
by McFlyNZ June 11, 2009
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Club Penguin

The Childhood of many teens. Amazing world full of penguins. supports different ethnicities (ie their many penguin colors.). You will be banned if you make any comment related to anything that would offend anyone ever, but you can name yourself practically anything. Will shut down march 29th, at the same time becoming a dead meme.
Guy- Dude, I just got banned from Club penguin!!!!
Guy 2- Why?
Guy- I started praising Hitler. Got a new account tho, what's ur user?
Guy 2- DirtyJew69. Friend me.
Guy- WTF?!
by ClubPenguinGod54 February 5, 2017
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release the penguins

1. To seriously fuck up

2. To act quickly without thought.

This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?
"Wow, I can’t believe that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork, I really released the penguins on that one. "

"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."
by d_swice November 29, 2016
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penguinz0

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You heard about Penguinz0?
You mean that one funny youtuber thats 5 foot fucking 6?
by MrNiscel October 20, 2020
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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "Penguin" accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the asshole mid thrust, without skipping a beat due to it being extremely slippery.
I'm sorry baby... i didn't mean for a slippery penguin to happen. Good for you though, champ.
by ppppppPinguPingu February 17, 2017
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club penguin

A game taken away from us too soon..... RIP...
by CoolPizzle April 2, 2017
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